Quotes

Incase you didn't know, Kuja has the best lines in the game =P Here are the best ones, and where they were said:

"Rats often look for new homes when they sense an earthquake." (Burmecia)

"Now, what do we have here...? Another filthy rat, and... Hmm... This boy could become a problem..." (Burmecia)

"Not bad... better if I didn't have to see those vermin and the ugly elephant-lady. They offend my senses." (Treno)

"The canary I've been after... She flew into my cage of her own free will." (Treno)

"Fly home to your mother, my little canary. I, too, will welcome you home with open arms." (Treno)

"Yes, an act from a beautiful play... There is a knight on a white horse... ...and a beautiful princess. It is a tale of tragic love. Overcome by grief, the princess must sleep for a hundred years..." (Alexandria Castle)

"Silver Dragon, let us watch the drama unfold from the trunk of Iifa. No one shall interrupt us there." (Iifa Tree)

"The weak lose their freedom to the strong. Such is the way of the strong. And it is the providence of nature that only the strong survive. That is why I needed strength. I learned of powers that would daunt even him...over ten years ago. Such a long time... Now my forces are ready to strike! Ahh... The suspense is terrible! So they've come this far, have they? Perfect. I'll warm up on them until the elephant-lady shows up." (Iifa Tree)

"Oh, dear... The princess has such a bloodthirsty little puppet. I don't have the power to do such a thing. I just gave them a little recipe. Begin with broth of Mist, add fermented souls, and boil... Then, pour genuine black magic into a mixing bowl and heat to- (Vivi says: Stop it!) I'm not done telling how to make soulless toys out of the dregs of souls!" (Iifa Tree)

"So the curtain rises! Perfect, my canary. Let me show you the truth about your mother! First Act: The End of the Ugly Desire. It's show time!" (Iifa Tree)

"Her ugliness and stupidity are truly impressive." (Iifa Tree)

"Blood... Hahahaha... Excellent, Bahamut! Power, mobility... You are truly the best! You even hurt me...a little. And you, Brahne... Your tragic role in this drama now comes to an end! I'm sure you'll enjoy the second act from your soul's hellish prison, since the stage will be your former home!" (Iifa Tree)

"It's time to really light things up! Your former master is here, Bahamut. Play a requiem for her and all of Alexandria!" (Alexandria)

"I'm sure that even your feeble mind can grasp what would happen if you were to take that plunge. Ahahahahahahaha!" (Desert Palace)

"I'd watch my mouth if I were you. Surely, you haven't forgotten that I hold your friends' lives in my hands." (Desert Palace)

"Spare me the emotional reunion scene, please." (Desert Palace)

"Poor Garland... Bitten by his own dog... This is no accident. Fate has chosen me to become new ruler of Terra! Time for me to put on the finishing touches." (Terra)

"Should I kill you quickly to show my appreciation for all you've done? Or should I kill you slowly and painfully to show you my love... Oh, I've got a great idea! How's this? I'll make you pillars for my castle! You'll all decorate my castle as a symbol of my eternal kingdom... How do you like that?" (Terra)

"Why should the world exist without me? That wouldn't be fair. If I die, we all die! Zidane, you will be my first sacrifice." (Memoria)

"After you guys beat me, I had nothing left...nothing more to lose. Then, I finally realized what it means to live... I guess I was too late." (His final line ;-;)